Anthony: Civic Duty

Haven't posted for a while, and the others have pretty much given up. We've got our exams, and life, and whatever the fuck we happen to be doing right now. I've been writing, which reminds me, I have an English assignment dues sometime next week. I might want to start that sometime.

But really, I've not got anything to yell about. I've expended most of my 'care' on things that direcly affect me, using it all up and leaving none to spare for the bizzare inctricacies that make up the rest of the human race, and certainly none for entertaining you lot.

Nevertheless, with only 2 blog posts in the same ammount of months, I feel I've got some sort of duty to get up here on my poor, dented soap box and rave a little, especialy since it's going to be the last for another little while. Maybe two weeks, maybe another month. Regardless, here's a post. It yells about some things I'm not even sure about as I type this, and it's probably going to veer all over the place like a drunk midget driving a semitrailer in the Russian countryside, mid-winter, carrying a load of freshly murdered nuns in a fifty-foot long trailer, while on fire. Also he's blind, and I'm just wasting time.

Lets see... stupid people. I've farmed that one a few times, but maybe I can squeeze a little bit more out of it? I mean, there are plenty of stupids out there. My old favourite breeding ground for the fucked-in-the-head, youtube, still never fails to deliver a great steaming heap of ignorance to my monitor every day, and with their new auto-update feature, I can see the undammed hatred and stupidity flow on in REAL TIME! Golly, how amazing.

Pretty much every single one of these comments could be sloved by making the writer do one of two things: Either do some fucking research, or take a step back, take a REAL fucking deep breath, and realize that it's the internet, and contrary to popular opinion, it's not serious bizness.

I'm not backing up on the reasearch idea though. It should be mandatory that people have to be even the SLIGHTEST bit informed about whatever they are typing. I'm all for freedom of speech, but when knee-jerk uninformed spam starts to flood the general medium, some sort of quality filter has to be imposed. I suggest a neat little feature that automaticaly googles the supject in question in a new tab whenver you try to post. I manage to do it, and it solves arguments just like that. five days, three pages and five-and-twenty buckets of hate, or just a simple few words searched into google. Whick is preferable?

It also gives you time to cool off, so that's both problems in one.
God, I'm a genius.

I'm not really sure anyone checks their posts, either, what with all the spelgin mistkaes and the incorrect gramatical sentences, the terrible bad phrasing and the general shoddiness of the sentences formed, you can TELL nobody checkes their psots.

THat should be a new feature: One that reads your comment back to you, giving you a chance to realize how fucking retarded that just was. Ideally, it would also have a keyword and phrase based stupid-o-meter, and it would fatally eletrocute you if your score fell bellow "cuttlefish". It's not hard to be coherent, people. If a small, fleshy sea-animal is doing it better than you, well. All I can say is; Gather up the shotguns, it's cullin' time.

But I've said this all before. It's getting old. We KNOW people are stupid. What else is there? Politics? No, that's jsut stupid people with power. Rights? Equality? Religion? They're all just a matter of differing viewpoints, and there's enough yelling and debate about that already.

Education? Okay.

I hate the shit. It's not organized properly, it fustrates and confines me.

Thats about it.


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Fuck.



Waaait.... Illegal products? No, that's Alexes job, because it requres research, and despide my advocacy of said activity, I refuse to take part.

Trends and the public opinion? James. And he's off being crickety or some shit.

Global warming? Censorship? How I;m a misunderstood genius?

Fuck this shiiiit. Just read through the archives, laugh, don't take too much of it seriously, and have some fun.