I Fucking Hate: The trendy emo/goth scene.

Go suck a fucking whale penis. You're not sad, mad or different. You're just attention-whoring.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Anthony: Fanboys

What is it about the human condition that drives people to take sides to blindly?
In every topic imaginable, in every single goddamn area it's spread, you are almost certainly going to get people who swing to one end of the spectrum and stay there, stubbornly resisting any attempt to lure them back to the land of reason, or worse, over to the other side of the spectrum, because that's just what either side needs, another slavering fanboy.

What is wrong with you people? Does listening to facts after the first five seconds make you uncomfortable? Is your capacity for information on any given topic so small you have to resort to a 'first come, first serve' policy? Are you TRYING to be as much of a dick as you possibly can? Well congrat-u-fucking-lations, people, you made it. To be precise, you made it over the finish line, twenty miles into the distance and show no signs of stopping.

I've mentioned before how people can form an opinion on anything, and said opinion will inevitably be nonsensical in at least three ways.
What I have NOT mentioned is the rather explosive reaciton you get when you place two polar opposite viewpoints, or two opposing parties, in any sort of communication, be it direct, indirect or even by hear-say or one another.

It is somewhat stupendous.

To give a classic example, lets head over to the console-wars. This is a time-honoured tradition and goes as thus: Every generation pretty much gets a new set of consoles. Dedicated gamers are required to pick a console/platform and defend its worthiness to the DEATH. No excuses, and no getting thrown off by measly things like facts or rational thinking, oh no.

To take a recent example, InfinityWard had a product-shot of a certain battlefieild simulator posted on their intawebs. They chose to take the shot with a 360 box, probably purely for aesthetic reasons. The response? Fully grown MEN whinging about how the PS3 version was being underplayed. And of course in the resulting conflagration noone gave a shit about the PC version, because it just sits at the back with its superior functionality and occasionally has shit chucked at it for being able to do things other than play games.

Actually, that point is null and void now for PC fanboys (rare though they are) because every console has at least seven amazing bits'n'bobs that the PC had years ago. Hell, even the DSa is trying to be multi-purpouse, and its a fucking handeld little PIXIE of a gaming machine. It can barely run games ffs, just leave it to die in a corner already and move on!

But we're going off track here, back to the hate.

Fanboys, fucking stupid. Learn to think, and use a form of decision-making that does not involve spotting the besterests comppanies logo from halfway across a room and venturing over, offending everyone who DARES even think that your chosen brand might not be destined to rule the earth.

But if you're a Google fanboy, (and I know you exist) then you can go ahead and say that, because its probably true. Those fuckers are ambitions. First a search engine, then advertising, then videos, then more advertising, then every option you could possibly shake your drooling, idolizing fanboy head at, then MORE advertising, and then a Google Operating System? Fu....
I'll refrain from making the obvious joke about it having built in advertising and get back to the original topic again.

What fanboys don't seem to realize is that in the end, whoever has the 'best' item is the one who can utilize it to the best end result and preferably for the least cost.

For example, you in the Red Corner, have your shiny, $300+ PS3 Lite.
You in the Yellow Corner have your wonderful *handheld gaget* that cost *many*.
Over in the Red Corner, we have the obligatory 360-humping twelve-year old who blew all his pocketmoney EVER on this sleek gaming machine that will be obsolete in the next year.
And all the way in the Green Corner I have a trusty stick, which cost me no more than the effort it takes to bend down and grab something heavy enough to bludgeon with.

Who wins here?
Maybe if you all just put the consoles down and go home we might get out of this without anything major being broken, eh?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Anthony: Filling Time

Really, I could blog about the fact that my school sucks at organizing, or the fact that taking a walk is fun, or that murdering people to use their skin as a raincoat is not condoned by common law, but I wont, because I should have been in bed some ten minutes ago.

Yames is going to have to blog it up here, or Alex, because I have three seperate projects to finish. :D

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Anthony: Being Concieted and Education

I'd like to yell about how fucking stupid some people are when it comes to schooling. We're in year ten, which means out School Certificate Exams, or our O levels or whatever for you english, and whatever else you damn americans have :D. This means we have to study. Oh woe of woes.

Now, I've never done that, and I've breezed through with higher-than average marks. But I can study, and its an easy habit to get into.

But I see people who have done this for years bitching and complaining how they have to spend half an hour every day or two revising. And then before the test they desperatly cram as much random studying in as they can, stress out and fuck up.

What is wrong with you people?

During class is worse. People don't seem to realize that if the teacher gives you a pile of work, you can finish it quickly, mock the slow people and then have fun? Instead, they dick around all lesson and get in trouble.
These people intend to go on into years 11 and 12, and they are completley doing it wrong. They are going to crash and burn, because they don't know how to put learning before fun.

I'm not good at it, but knowing how and trying is a damn sight better than not trying at all.
It just gets on my nerves watching people make such stupid fucking mistakes and churning out sub-standard work.
I just wish I could have some decent teachers that actually recognise the effort I put in so I can get out of these shitheap classes.... oh, wait, no. I cant, because they RANDOMIZE the classes! Fucking arse.

Teachers just get in the way of my learning. I'd be happy to just learn with a friend and a book but half the textbooks they give us, especially maths, are so badly made that they need a translator.

Fucking edumacation.