It was a tossup between reverse discrimination and Global Warming. But noone gives a shit about discrimination when compared to GW, so I settled on that, having aqquired a book on the topic from Alex (Need to give it back sometime about now).
It did't go too well. I got a lot of dirty looks, and Robbie asked me if I believed the world was flat too.
While I spent about a sixteenth of my day occupied with this speech, it feels as if my wise words are completley wasted on the ingrates I am schooled alongside. Honestly, some of them are just completley retarded.
How am I expected to get up in front of these morons and give a speech while they're probably making cock jokes behind their hands, yelling random crap and being generally malicious? Not to mention the fact that they haveall bludged out of doing any work, and display the equivalent intelligence of a retarded goose.
Geese are silly.
Honestly, it's always the sceptics that take flack. People don't seem to realise that there are always two sides to a debate, and that the scientific process, if not that then at least common sense, entails that two sides or opinions (sometimes more)should be pitted against each other, especially in issues such as this. The burden of sceptecism is a heavy, but nesecary one, partly because when the sceptics are actually correct, they get to lord it out over the losers BIG time. And rightly so.
The world needs to acnowledge the work of the honest sceptic. We still have arguments to make, and are capable of doing so without resorting to yelling or violence, as contrary to your stereotypes, and most of us have not beenlobotimized or integrated into some crackpot religion (On a completley unrelated note, you should so join The Dowlandism religion).
Dick jokes aside, I have another pressing matter to present to the five people that read this: Meat in Tubes.
Think about it. The astronomical costs of breeding, keeping, feeding, killing and processing animals, not to mention the people that are hired to shovel dung and count how many times each cow farts (so they can be taxed for it) could be replaced by the cost of the nutrients needed to grow a large group of abnormaly sized muscles in tubes.
Even better, with these artificial muscles, you get rid of animal rights activists, (or most of them) pesky sanitary investigations and large amounts of animal dung. You could probably engineer the meat to be whatever texture you want it, with whatever section of muscle you want. I'm sure they could manufacture rib-eye and t-bone steaks by the thousand. It solves so many problems. It would put some people out of a job, but those people could be promptly employed
to manage the shipments and administering of the varying nutrient goop mixtures fed to these gross abominations of nature.
Sure, religious groups would go crazy, but just like the time they cloned Dolly and Hitler, it'd die down. They'd see the light once they started eating premium, exelent cut meat for a fraction of the original price every day.
It can't go wrong.
Quote of the Post:
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- -Dick Cavette
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