James: Kates Party

It's me again. Over the past few days we have witnessed yet another facebook phenomenon. It all revolves around this girl named Kate. She was having a party in her Adelaide apartment but she left the event as public. So anybody could invite anybody to the event. By the time she closed the event over 70,000 people had listed their rsvp as "attending". Us Australians never thought we'd see someone overtake Corey Worthington as the biggest partier ever, but we may have seen it happen. Since the event went up there are over 500 facebook groups on various topics relating to kates party. There are quite a few funny ones: "I hope there's security at Kates Party, we don't want any randoms to show up!", '"Mum im going to Kates" "are many people going" "just a few' and "From a scale of 1 to Kate, How big is your party?". If you go on facebook often you would have noticed a trend towards turban groups, don't you worry someone made a group for that too: "Which Turban should I wear to Kate's party?". The event has got so big that there is now a Kate's party in every capital city in Australia for people who don't want to go to that hole called Adelaide. I love these internet phenomenons. They are what has made the internet so popular, well that and the porn.

I think despite people constantly warning us that facebook is full of pedophiles and stalkers most of the people on there just wanna be able to catch up with their friends when they aren't with their friends (although there probably is quite a large number of pedophiles and stalkers on facebook too, just as long as you don't accept any creepy looking old men to be friends with you it should be fine though). Facebook has revolutionised the way we contact people and interact. Facebook has games too, such as farmville and cafe world of which I have both been addicted to. As long as you don't spend every waking moment on these games then they are fine.

In conclusion Facebook is awesome as long as you don't play farmville or are a pedo.

James

p.s. Any other business that wants to pay me to write another glowing report of their product is quite welcome to give me as much money as possible.

Also I just found out Kates Party is a fake party, but try and tell that to the 100,000 people including me who is going to a Kates birthday celebration party this weekend, as remember in my Australia Day blog entry Australians will take excuse to have a party, so even if it is fake expect 100,000 people celebrating Kates Birthday this saturday and then expect 100,000 people celebrating Sickie Day the next day.